Canadian Temperature

Official Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart

50° Fahrenheit (10° C) : Californians shiver uncontrollably. Canadians plant gardens.

35° Fahrenheit (1.6° C): Italian Cars won’t start. Canadians drive with the windows down.

32° Fahrenheit (0 ° C): American water freezes. Canadian water gets thicker.

0° Fahrenheit (-17.9° C) New York City landlords finally turn on the heat. Canadians have the last cookout of the season.

-60° Fahrenheit (-51° C): Mt.St. Helens freezes. Canadian Girl Guides sell cookies door-to-door.

-100° Fahrenheit (-73° C): Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Canadians pull down their ear flaps.

-173° Fahrenheit (-114° C): Ethyl alcohol Freezes. Canadians get frustrated when they can’t thaw the keg.

-460° Fahrenheit (-273° C): Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops. Canadians start saying “Cold, eh?”

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